WIEJ-SKA

When you need things from an MP
Never treat him like a donkey
Like the one that could not be younger
But in the old tale dies of hunger
Feeding time comes on that day
‘Should I go for oats or hay?’
I intend to crack no jokes but
It hesitates until it croaks


MPs, M-Pigs and sen-ass-tors
Narrow-minded demonstrators
Dirty hands and dirty trotters
Do they care about their voters?


Every MP’s hard to please
He might not fancy what he sees
Help him take the second glance
Make him see it as his chance
To make up his narrow mind
Sure, his pockets are not blind
So the trick is to conceal
The true colour of your deal


MPs, M-Pigs and sen-ass-tors
Narrow-minded demonstrators
Dirty hands and dirty trotters
Do they care about their voters?


Clad in all the latest fashions
MP’s temper’s ruled by passions
To make your MP deem your cause right
Grease his palm and he‘ll fight outright
For your MP’s loyalty to be stable
Offer a deal under the table
This is how you earn their deference
But please make no direct reference


MPs, M-Pigs and sen-ass-tors
Narrow-minded demonstrators
Dirty hands and dirty trotters
Do they care about their voters? 

Akurat